I don't like drawing characters facing right. If I tried to do that at a book signing, I'd have to pencil it first.

Repeats are the absolute soul-crushing killers of the comics page.

If somebody is not on the same page with me humor wise, I can't give them that.

When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become blenders.

I was a lawyer for 10 years, and when youre in law, things really have to get done, or somebody sues you. Its a great trick.

I'm very harsh on real estate agents. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's because of how the call every small house 'charming' and every run-down house a 'great fixer-upper'. Just once, I'd like them to show me a house and declare, 'This one's a piece of crap'.

I don't like drawing characters facing right. If I tried to do that at a book signing, I'd have to pencil it first.