When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become blenders.
Stephan PastisIt's best to love your family as you would a Siberian tiger-from a distance, preferably separated by bars.
Stephan PastisBasically, I learned to read by reading 'Peanuts,' just wanting to know what they were saying.
Stephan PastisMost poetry just confounds me. I really want to like it, but I can't help thinking it's a hoax. (p. 24)
Stephan Pastis