I seem to be able to get away with pun strips if I add a panel at the end where I somehow indicate that I know it's a bad pun.

When I say 'friends,' I use that term loosely, as I don't actually have any.

I was a lawyer for 10 years, and when youre in law, things really have to get done, or somebody sues you. Its a great trick.

I seem to be able to get away with pun strips if I add a panel at the end where I somehow indicate that I know it's a bad pun.

I'm very harsh on real estate agents. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's because of how the call every small house 'charming' and every run-down house a 'great fixer-upper'. Just once, I'd like them to show me a house and declare, 'This one's a piece of crap'.

Most poetry just confounds me. I really want to like it, but I can't help thinking it's a hoax. (p. 24)

I don't like drawing characters facing right. If I tried to do that at a book signing, I'd have to pencil it first.