It's best to love your family as you would a Siberian tiger-from a distance, preferably separated by bars.

When I say 'friends,' I use that term loosely, as I don't actually have any.

You can write a little and can draw a little, but there's necessarily a limitation on both in a comic strip, since it appears in such a tiny space.

When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become blenders.

I recently forced myself to read a book on quantum physics, just to try and learn something new. I was confused by the middle of the first sentence and it all went downhill from there. The only thing I can remember learning is that a parallel universe can theoretically be contained on the head of a needle. I don't really know what that means, but I am now more careful handling needles.

We need more cartoonists to truly retire when they retire, and not run repeats.

Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It's darker, more cutting.