If someone spreads hate then they're not your religious leader.

All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.

Last night was Super Tuesday - a 10-state GOP Primary orgy. A big, sweaty pile of lever-yankin Republican voters. And like most orgies, it involves a bunch of middle aged guys who are not appealing to women.

If women are breadwinners and men bring home the bacon, why do people complain about having no dough? I'm confused. Also hungry.

I hope people'll find out pretty quickly that the guy they saw for 10 years was my sense of humor the whole time.

Yes, President Romney will not take God off our coins. And that is so important because right now, just like God, the value of our currency really has to be taken on faith.

What does Karl Marx put on his pasta? Communist Manipesto!