If someone spreads hate then they're not your religious leader.

Try to love others and serve others and hopefully find those who love and serve you in return.

There hasn't been a scandal this big at the C.I.A. since (CLASSIFIED) committed (CENSORED) to (REDACTED).

I believe that people, more often than not, act with the best possible intentions. And when they don't, that's funny to me. That's why comedy ends up seeming cynical, because you're talking about the gap between what people say and what they do.

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche.

If we raise taxes on corporations, what incentive will they have to make money other than the fact that it's the sole reason they exist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke.