If someone spreads hate then they're not your religious leader.

Agnostics are just atheists without balls.

Any religion whose messiah’s name isn’t recognized by Microsoft Word can’t be that much of a threat.

In America, we know to ignore artists if they're serious in any way.

Twenty-two astronauts were born in Ohio. What is it about your state that makes people want to flee the Earth?" - Stephen Colbert to Congresswoman Stephanie Tubbs Jones, "The Colbert Report," November 3, 2005

Democrats lead in all the polls by at least ten points, except one.. Fox News. That is with a margin of error of plus or minus the facts.

Turn up your hearing aid 'Grandpa', because I'm only going to say this once!