You CAN make an omelette without breaking eggs. It's just a really bad omelette.

Sure, integrating schools may sound benign. But whats the use of living in a gated community if my kids go to school and get poor all over them?

Obamacare takes effect in less than eight months. Do you realize what this means? If you go to the emergency room now, you'll be covered by the time you finally see a doctor.

The liberal Gluten-free agenda is turning our dogs lesbian.

If poor people want food stamps, they should become massive corporations.

If women are breadwinners and men bring home the bacon, why do people complain about having no dough? I'm confused. Also hungry.

I'm a junkie for exhaustion, and I'm a junkie for setting up my expectations too high and then trying to meet them.