You have a firm grasp of the obvious.
If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I'd be broke.
...why were you happier when you were a kid? Because you didn't know anything. The more you know, the sadder you get.
The lead singer of Creed says he won’t endorse President Obama. Well that settles it -- Obama will not win the 1998 presidential election.
Gravitas is the soup bone in the stew of television news.
Atheism, a religion dedicated to its own sense of smug superiority.