When meeting royalty, it is very important, no matter how excited you are, not to vomit on them. Instead, vomit on the nearest commoner.

Asia: Four little letters, three billion little people.

Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old.

Arby's: If I was about to be killed, I would eat it.

Class is a way of looking at society that divides people into different categories based on how much money they're willing to make.

Forgot to live-tweet the election last night, so I'm post-tweeting today. I'll start as soon as my fingers unclench from their rage fists.

I am no fan of books.