Internet users, that blue screen of death you were looking at this morning? That's the sky. If you're still confused, look it up on Wikipedia tomorrow.

You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut.

NC passed law against global warming science, therefore it's not happening. So I'm ignoring Twitter's 140-character limit, so it's not happ

If Corporations are people, I guarantee you that a government of those people, by those people, and for those people will continue to exist.

Will Herman Cain become the first black President that I acknowledge? I call him a dark horse because he's an unlikely candidate who surged forward, and not because he's a horse.

It's the way our founding fathers would have wanted it, if they had founded corporations instead of just a country.

Anyone can read the news to you. I promise to feel the news at you.