Internet users, that blue screen of death you were looking at this morning? That's the sky. If you're still confused, look it up on Wikipedia tomorrow.

Gravitas is the soup bone in the stew of television news.

Republicans will need to work hard to capture the Latino vote instead of their current strategy of capturing Latinos.

I'm off for two weeks, so until I get back, take the characters in this tweet and parcel them out one per day. Use this Q wisely.

I'm livin' high on the hog, and let me tell you, hogs make a terrible foundation.

We're not talking about truth, we're talking about something that seems like truth - the truth we want to exist.

Sixty eight percent of Republicans don't believe in evolution. On the other hand, only five percent of monkeys believe in Republicans.