Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.
If you like Battlestar Galactica...you're probably a huge nerd.
Everybody loves dogs. They're the pizza of the animal kingdom.
It's a game. That's why we call it 'the news.' It's just a game.
Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you know, the guns.