Who's Britannica to tell me that the Panama Canal was built in 1914? If I want to say that it was built in 1941, that's my right as an American.

Class is a way of looking at society that divides people into different categories based on how much money they're willing to make.

We have this idea in our mind that there's a separation of church and state in America, which I think is a good thing. And we extend that to our politics. Like it's not just church and state, but it's also there's a separation of religion and politics. But of course, there - there isn't.

Republicans: the party that brought us 'Just Say No.' First as a drug policy, then as their entire platform.

Who would have thought that a means of communication limited to 140 characters would ever create misunderstanding?

If someone spreads hate then they're not your religious leader.

I stand by this man (President George W. Bush). I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares. And that sends a strong message, that no matter what happens to America, she will always rebound.. with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world.