You see, we're America the Beautiful, not America 'Well, At Least She Has a Great Personality'.

Citizens United said that transparency would be the disinfectant, but (c)(4)'s are warm, wet, moist incubators. There is no disinfectant.

A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?

Bill Moyers is everything I never aspire to be: Calm, Thoughtful, and Informative.

The fate of our country is now in the hands of people who don't think about what they want until they get right up to the register at McDonald's.

I did learn something interesting [while at the Atlanta airport]. You have to be a member of the TSA in order to legally perform a cavity search. My apologies to the staff of Cinnabon, but you guys should really keep that extra frosting where the customers can find it.

Sure, integrating schools may sound benign. But whats the use of living in a gated community if my kids go to school and get poor all over them?