You see, we're America the Beautiful, not America 'Well, At Least She Has a Great Personality'.

Don't cry over spilled milk-- get angry and punch a cow.

I'm proud of my ability to understand what somebody else is trying to do and help them achieve it, because part of the aesthetic of improvisation is service. We don't lead, we only follow. You never say no. Serve the servant, follow the follower. And that's very valuable in your life, as well as very valuable in your work.

The goal is to have fun with my friends.And that means sometimes talking about things that you care about.

There's nothing American tourists like more than the things they can get at home.

No one has any idea what's going to happen. Not even Elon Musk. That's why he's building those rockets. He wants a 'Plan B' on another world.

They said you can't go to the moon. They said you can't put cheese inside a pizza crust, but NASA did it. They had to, because the cheese kept floating off in space.