I'm an actor. I hate to blow everyone's illusions.

My guest Newt Gingrich shut down the government during the Clinton administration. I'll ask him when it's gonna start working again.

And if you love only yourself, you will serve only yourself. And you will have only yourself.

Oops! I always thought PETA stood for Please Eat This Animal.

There is a residual sense for me, having grown up in the early '70s, that I did not know I had, which was a sense that the military are different than I. Because there was such a divide between the military world - and there still is, because there's no draft - and the civilian world is one of the rotten harvests of the Vietnam War, was this sort of bifurcation of America in that way.

I am no fan of books.

You can't swallow and think about your tongue. If you think about your tongue, you've got a giant piece of meat in your mouth and that's a terrible feeling.