John Boehner will be the new speaker unless, out of habit, he blocks his own confirmation.
Equations are the devil's sentences.
Thirty seconds is the exact amount of time Americans can tolerate something they don't understand.
I love being onstage, I love the relationship with the audience.
If you are a hermaphrodite, it is physically impossible to be gay.
After nearly 15 minutes of soul searching, I have heard the call. Nation, I will seek the office of the president of the United States. I am doing it!