What's the worst that can happen? A tidal wave? Glaciers with guns?
You CAN make an omelette without breaking eggs. It's just a really bad omelette.
Pissing off PETA is as easy as pie. Delicious kitten pie.
There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious.
I'm just very interested in what my guests have to say. You have to be vigilant to stay ignorant.
Democrats lead in all the polls by at least ten points, except one.. Fox News. That is with a margin of error of plus or minus the facts.