Thinking that other people might be better than you is what makes you Canadian, not American.

Trump will not respond to reasoned argument. He will not be held accountable for the things he said. All you can do is point and laugh. Because the devil cannot abide mockery.

If you think you can lead your flock of sheeple and peeps to some glorified noodle fest on the mall, you got another thing coming, mister.

I have no interest in behaving or thinking cynically. But it's an easy trap to be cynical about anything, certainly when you're talking about politics or the media.

Global warming isn't real because I was cold today! Also great news: world hunger is over because I just ate.

So if animals aren't our friends, then what are they? The answer can be summed up between two buns.

If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I'd be broke.