This is America. We must defend the principles symbolized by Lady Liberty - unless she's on the pill, in which case, she is a giant green tramp.
Stephen ColbertA mother needs to be in the home even when the kids arenโt. A messy house sends a coded message to children: โIโm not loveable. Otherwise Mother would dust.
Stephen ColbertIf you're injecting fear into other people, then you're trying to kill their minds. You're trying to get them to stop thinking.
Stephen Colbert