Citizens United said that transparency would be the disinfectant, but (c)(4)'s are warm, wet, moist incubators. There is no disinfectant.

Cynicism is an enormous problem. I'm actually a hopeful person. But the way to stay hopeful is to acknowledge and to not accept what is absolutely amoral, mentally ill behavior as normal.

I deliver my Truth hot and hard.

I've always been a big fan of beauty. Sure, you can't judge a book by its cover but who wants to have sex with a book?

In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage.

The fate of our country is now in the hands of people who don't think about what they want until they get right up to the register at McDonald's.

Every night on my show, The Colbert Report, I speak straight from the gut, okay? I give people the truth, unfiltered by rational argument. I call it "The No Fact Zone.