Throughout human history, countries rise and fall. But not America-we continue to rise and rise, like dough, until Jesus bakes us in the fiery Afterscape of the Rapture.

First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society of my high school and we waved at each other over the bong. Then I got to know people by making jokes.

Bill Moyers is everything I never aspire to be: Calm, Thoughtful, and Informative.

If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I'd be broke.

In America, we know to ignore artists if they're serious in any way.

Republicans: the party that brought us 'Just Say No.' First as a drug policy, then as their entire platform.

The interesting thing about grief, I think, is that it is its own size. It is not the size of you. It is its own size. And grief comes to you.