One day,I might be able to tell my grandkids I interviewed the last president of the United States.
Stephen ColbertI began my day as I often begin my days, by checking Donald Trump's Twitter feed to see how far the crazy has spread. And today, I really think he's off his meds, because today he went from crazy to cruel.
Stephen ColbertI can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig.
Stephen ColbertYou have to have a passionate opinion; otherwise you sound false. You end up telling the audience jokes they've already heard.
Stephen Colbert