I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes.

I won't be doing the new show in character, so we'll all get to find out how much of him was me. I'm looking forward to it.

If you're injecting fear into other people, then you're trying to kill their minds. You're trying to get them to stop thinking.

One day,I might be able to tell my grandkids I interviewed the last president of the United States.

I didn't realize quite how liberal I was until I was asked to make passionate comedic choices as opposed to necessarily successful comedic choices.

Evil exists because of the disobedience of Satan. God gave Satan, and the angels, and man free will. Satan used his free will and abused it by not obeying authority. Hell was created by Satan’s disobedience to God, and his purposeful removal from God’s love—which is what hell is. Removing yourself from God’s love. You send yourself to hell. God does not send you there.

Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything. It's certainty.