Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car.
Stephen ColbertDemocrats lead in all the polls by at least ten points, except one.. Fox News. That is with a margin of error of plus or minus the facts.
Stephen ColbertNew study reveals men like to cuddle. Another study reveals men will say anything to get into bed with a woman.
Stephen ColbertThirty seconds is the exact amount of time Americans can tolerate something they don't understand.
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