brb, ttyl ok? wow, i saved a 'ton' of time with those acronyms.

Life is an improvisation. You have no idea what's going to happen next and you are mostly just making things up as you go along.

I've always been a big fan of beauty. Sure, you can't judge a book by its cover but who wants to have sex with a book?

Cain understands domestic issues because he had experience selling pizza; and he understands international issues because pizza is Italian.

I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it live? How do you hold it personally responsible? Can you put a distributed network of fiber-optic cable "on notice"? And is it male or female? In other words, can I challenge it to a fight?

Science attacks our most cherished opinions. Opinions which come straight from our collective gut. Oh, wait, according to gastroenterologists, the only thing that comes from the gut is waste left from the digestion of food. That’s right, “waste.” I guess that means that scientists literally think our opinions should be flushed down the toilet!

I stand by this man (President George W. Bush). I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares. And that sends a strong message, that no matter what happens to America, she will always rebound.. with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world.