Pissing off PETA is as easy as pie. Delicious kitten pie.
Why would we go to war on women? They don't have any oil.
Oops! I always thought PETA stood for Please Eat This Animal.
'Sympathy for the Devil' is just another way of saying 'Compassionate Conservative'.
Who's Britannica to tell me that the Panama Canal was built in 1914? If I want to say that it was built in 1941, that's my right as an American.
I scream, you scream, we all scream... for the truth.