Clearly, America has no shortage of metaphorical opportunities for the poor.
Who would have thought that a means of communication limited to 140 characters would ever create misunderstanding?
I'll make fun of anybody. We're all about falling down and going boom on camera.
It's the way our founding fathers would have wanted it, if they had founded corporations instead of just a country.
It's official. Highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick.
I believe Sarah Palin is a true statesman, whose experience as a failed vice presidential candidate, half-term governor and eight-episode reality star has fully prepared her to take control of our nuclear arsenal.