NASA scientists have discovered a new form of life, unfortunately, it won't date them either.

No matter how you were born, no matter how you identify, I want to be clear that I would be proud to grind you up and eat you.

Mitt Romney's email was hacked! So if you start getting messages that sound like they're from a bot, he's fixed the problem.

We will try to honor David Letterman achievement by doing the best show we can.And occasionally making the network very mad at us.

I don't like books, they're all fact, no heart.

You don't need the right facts if you have the right inflection.

It's no surprise I am addicted to all the Republican presidential candidates. They are like crack -- in that they will devastate black communities.