NASA scientists have discovered a new form of life, unfortunately, it won't date them either.

John Boehner will be the new speaker unless, out of habit, he blocks his own confirmation.

So, if I'm no cheerleader of sports, why write a chapter about it? Sports do have some positive impact on society. They solve problems, such as how to get inner-city kids to spend $175 on shoes. They serve as a backdrop for some of our most memorable commercials. And they remain the one and only relevant application of math. Not only that, but we have sports to thank for most of the last century's advances in manliness. The system starts in school, where gym class separates the men from the boys. Then those men are taught to be winners, or at least, losers that hate themselves.

Foreign newspapers: if they've got nothing to hide, how come they don't print them in English?

New study reveals men like to cuddle. Another study reveals men will say anything to get into bed with a woman.

I'm not a truthiness fanatic, I'm truthiness's father.

Take it from me, there's nothing like a job well done, except the quiet enveloping darkness at the bottom of a bottle of Jim Beam after a job done any way at all.