NASA scientists have discovered a new form of life, unfortunately, it won't date them either.

Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family.

Oops! I always thought PETA stood for Please Eat This Animal.

Cynicism is an enormous problem. I'm actually a hopeful person. But the way to stay hopeful is to acknowledge and to not accept what is absolutely amoral, mentally ill behavior as normal.

Usually when Donald Trump wants to keep someone out of military service, he just fakes a doctor's note saying he has a foot injury. It worked fine for him during Vietnam.

I don't get why the government is the only one that gets to print money.

Don't be bitter. Everybody suffers. If you can accept your suffering then you will understand other people better. Be grateful for pain. Love life.