I live by syllogisms: God is love. Love is blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God. I don't know what I'd believe in if it wasn't for that.

I'm getting angry at liberals.

One day,I might be able to tell my grandkids I interviewed the last president of the United States.

We're not talking about truth, we're talking about something that seems like truth - the truth we want to exist.

What's the worst that can happen? A tidal wave? Glaciers with guns?

And if you love only yourself, you will serve only yourself. And you will have only yourself.

There must be a God, because I don't know how things work.