The trouble with the jokes is that once they're written, I know how they're supposed to work, and all I can do is not hit them. I'm more comfortable improvising. If I have just two or three ideas and I know how the character feels, what the character wants, everything in between is like trapeze work.

And though I am a committed Christian, I believe everyone has the right to their own religion - be you Hindu, Jewish, or Muslim, I believe there are infinite paths to accepting Jesus Christ as your personal savior.

You have to do your First Penance before your First Holy Communion. You're really young. What do you know? You've got nothing to confess. All I knew was that I was an evil human whose sins caused the death of our Lord.

If I'm doing a talk show or an interview, or pretty much anything where I can't control the context, I'm loath to do the character.

In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage.

We're not talking about truth, we're talking about something that seems like truth - the truth we want to exist.

Try to love others and serve others and hopefully find those who love and serve you in return.