I gotta tell you, I do not envy whoever they try to put in David Letterman's chair. Folks those are some huge shoes to fill, and some really big pants.

First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society of my high school and we waved at each other over the bong. Then I got to know people by making jokes.

Cynics always say no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes.

I'm a satirist, so I've got boxing gloves on if the person is worthy of satire. But I'm not an assassin.

it's back to school time. or as home-schoolers call it, stay-where-you-are time.

Republicans will need to work hard to capture the Latino vote instead of their current strategy of capturing Latinos.

It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate.