I gotta tell you, I do not envy whoever they try to put in David Letterman's chair. Folks those are some huge shoes to fill, and some really big pants.

Made no mistake: America is a Christian nation. The bedrock of our theo-democracy is our Judeo-Christian values. that term, by the way, is a bit of a misnomer. It implies that Christianity and Judaism are equal.

President Bush, have a hot dog with me.

If Corporations are people, I guarantee you that a government of those people, by those people, and for those people will continue to exist.

One day,I might be able to tell my grandkids I interviewed the last president of the United States.

Atheism: the religion devoted to the worship of one's own smug sense of superiority.

If someone spreads hate then they're not your religious leader.