Money and fame are trashy and don't guarantee happiness, but we all refuse really to know it.

It's a great privilege just to be in a film not because you're some packaging that some agent has done with the studio exec: "We need a John Travolta film."

An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.

I think I'm most nervous about revealing how nervous I have always been. People think me calm, confident, poised. Inside I'm a jelly.

Sometimes there just isn't enough vomit in the world.

I never quite got the hang of the getting drunk & fondling the thighs [of all the cumbersome young males] business... whether that makes me a gallant & proper gentleman, a cowardly wuss or an unadventurous prude, I cannot make out

Sex without smiling is as sickly and as base as vodka and tonic without ice.