I found it all about as arousing as a Tupperware party.

Supporting the English cricket team is like supporting a second division football team. I support Norwich City football team and when they lose I really don't mind because I expect them to; but when we win I'm so happy - much happier than any Arsenal supporter could ever be.

There's nothing worse than the British in one of their fits of morality.

If you think you're going to have an eternity in which you can talk to Mozart and Chopin and Schopenhauer on a cloud and learn stuff and you know really get to grips with knowledge and understanding and so you won't bother now, I think it's a terrible, a terrible mistake.

I've never had any illusions about being a lead actor in films, because lead actors have to be of a certain kind.

It is the useless things that make life worth living and that make life dangerous too: wine, love, art, beauty. Without them life is safe, but not worth bothering with.

You've just had the most imponderable joy of watching charlieissocoollike, which makes you, like, cool.