Estate agents: like them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them.

And of course you are mad, if by a madman we mean a mind that questions and rejects every civilized norm.

As children everyone thinks their family is weird and they're upset by the weirdness of their own family.

In a dung heap, even a plastic bead can gleam like a sapphire.

I think Eros should be dirty. In Greek legend, as I'm sure you are aware, he fell in love with the minor deity Psyche. It was the Greek way of saying that, in spite of what it may believe, Love pursues the Soul, not the body; the Erotic desires the Psychic. If Love was clean and wholesome he wouldn't lust after Psyche.

When you've seen a nude infant doing a backward somersault you know why clothing exists.

Thank you for your input; I can tell you are struggling towards being interesting.