I don't believe there is a God. If I were to believe in a god, l would believe in gods.

...as absurd and dishonest as claiming that the trouble with computer games is that they stop people watching television.

The Gay News critic wrote that I 'carried the lilt of the Irish without the brogue'.

Families where there is not much laughter I think are signs of some sort of dysfunctionality or sickness.

I like to wake up each morning and not know what I think, that I may reinvent myself in some way.

My first words, as I was being born [...] I looked up at my mother and said, 'that's the last time I'm going up one of those.

Enthusiats are used to being mocked, maligned and misunderstood. We don't really mind.