I don't want to just mess with your head. I want to mess with your life.... I want you to miss appointments, burn dinner, skip your homework. I want you to tell your wife to take that moonlight stroll on the beach at Waikiki with the resort tennis pro while you read a few more chapters.

You don't always talk with your mouth. Sometimes what you say with your mouth hardly matters at all. You have to signify

For men, I think, love is a thing formed of equal parts lust and astonishment. The astonishment part women understand. The lust part they only think they understand.

Most people are optimists, although they may claim they are not. People who call themselves realists are often the biggest optimists of all.

Do any men grow up or do they only come of age?

I choose to believe in God, but I have serious doubts.

It always comes down to just two choices. Get busy living, or get busy dying.