If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy war.

Thousands of years ago only Christ could walk on the water. Today anybody can do it; you just step on the garbage.

The fundamentalist believer is mostly a weird intellectual who often lacks real faith altogether. As a self-appointed attorney for God, who is in no need of attorneys, he very easily turns out to be more godless than the agnostic and the unbeliever. At all events, he seems deaf to poetry.

Millions of Germans had absolute faith in Hitler. Millions of Russians had faith in Stalin. Millions of Chinese had faith in Mao. Billions have had faith in imaginary gods.

Dark energy is perhaps the biggest mystery in physics.

There is scarcely a page of the Bible on which an open mind does not perceive a contradiction, an unlikely story, an obvious error, an historical impossibility of one sort or another.

This is The Tonight Show. I can't tell you too much about it, other than the fact that this program is going to go on forever.