If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy war.

The problem is that once the untrained mind has made a formal commitment to a religious philosophy - and it does not matter whether that philosophy is generally reasonable and high-minded or utterly bizarre and irrational

The Bible is unfortunately unclear on a long list of moral and social questions and sex is one of them. On the one hand, there are expressions of admiration for the reportedly virgin mother of Jesus, but other portions of scripture speak quite accommodatingly of polygamy.

This is The Tonight Show. I can't tell you too much about it, other than the fact that this program is going to go on forever.

Radio is the theater of the mind; television is the theater of the mindless.

Dark energy is perhaps the biggest mystery in physics.

To those who wish to punish others -- or at least to see them punished, if the avengers are too cowardly to take matters in to their own hands -- the belief in a fiery, hideous hell appears to be a great source of comfort.