An office is a machine for dying.

Stab me if you can enjoy it - but not if it feels like a duty. Stab me vertically if I'm lying down and horizontally if I'm running

The best way of getting into something is to think of it as mischief.

Fractal litigation, whereby the flapping of a butterfly’s wings on one side of the world resulted in a massive compensation claim on the other.

In America, fundamentalist Christians believe the world was created 6,000 years ago - in England people drink in bars that are older than that.

In books there's nothing of the fish covered in the coldness of the sea, or the feeling of a star touching space. Bad for business.

What’s life in this nation? Collect emptiness in a household of cornflakes. Transient fuel gobbles attention, the television aches, the truth walks. Scheme worms welcome your corpse, trap clicks and you’re in heaven, bored rigid