An office is a machine for dying.

The optimist sees the future as a rabbit sees the oncoming truck - getting bigger, not closer.

Biting enemies seems to be acceptable in a surprisingly narrow range of circumstances, or so a ninja shouted at me once

A key and a strangler - this is all a simple tale requires.

He has been positively growing tusks trying to create a breed of human insect which will continue to live on this accursed planet. Everyone needs a goal.

Hang up the phone on a vampire, the definition of carefree.

The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of having to shoot it twice.