Hang up the phone on a vampire, the definition of carefree.
How many times does a man have to shave before his chin gets the message?
Biting enemies seems to be acceptable in a surprisingly narrow range of circumstances, or so a ninja shouted at me once
An office is a machine for dying.
One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence we have of God's existence.
A sniper is like a genius - it’s not enough to be one, you have to be one at something.