In America, fundamentalist Christians believe the world was created 6,000 years ago - in England people drink in bars that are older than that.

What happens when the hitcher and the driver are equally murderous?

He has been positively growing tusks trying to create a breed of human insect which will continue to live on this accursed planet. Everyone needs a goal.

A hundred percent of marriages end in divorce, disappearance or death.

What’s life in this nation? Collect emptiness in a household of cornflakes. Transient fuel gobbles attention, the television aches, the truth walks. Scheme worms welcome your corpse, trap clicks and you’re in heaven, bored rigid

Stab me if you can enjoy it - but not if it feels like a duty. Stab me vertically if I'm lying down and horizontally if I'm running

The law is where reality goes to die.