The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of having to shoot it twice.

The law is where reality goes to die.

Gun stripping is the tea ceremony of America.

Sanity’s a virginity of the mind

What happens when the hitcher and the driver are equally murderous?

The optimist sees the future as a rabbit sees the oncoming truck - getting bigger, not closer.

Scientists used to do an experiment whereby a dog's repeated reward for performing a task was unaccountably replaced by punishment. The dog, knowing it would be penalized for doing well or doing badly, would become melancholic and inactive. This and other unforeseeable results were funded by taxing up to sixty percent of people's earnings. People became strangely melancholic and inactive