Honesty is the voice that is acceptable in every matter.
How many times does a man have to shave before his chin gets the message?
The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of having to shoot it twice.
One thing you’ll say for skeletons, they’ll always give you a smile.
The optimist sees the future as a rabbit sees the oncoming truck - getting bigger, not closer.
Dreams always end before you kill the last person.