The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of having to shoot it twice.
We have truth in order not to die of art.
One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence we have of God's existence.
One thing you’ll say for skeletons, they’ll always give you a smile.
A hundred percent of marriages end in divorce, disappearance or death.
Honesty is the voice that is acceptable in every matter.