Do I want to be feared or loved? That's a good question. I want both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

I tend not to be someone who's on all the time, or is always trying to make other people laugh.

Being an action star is all I had ever hoped to be. I ultimately knew I would be an action star.

Whenever I hear someone describe something as a 'kids movie' or a 'family movie,' it immediately has a negative connotation in my mind because I think, 'Well, as an adult, I wouldn't go see it by myself, because it's purely for children and it holds nothing for me and it's simplistic and it's kind of easy.'

Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and I have a great one. 'Little Kid Lover.' That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.

Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order.

Anything nice that's said about me is diametrically opposed to who I am.