You know what Disneyland is known for? The Big Turkey Leg. People walk around with enormous deep-fried turkey legs. Like little kids, three-year-old kids eating these five-pound turkey legs.

Some people just derive great joy from making other people laugh. And I do, but I don't feel like I need to do it 24 hours a day.

I am a patriot and I want to see this country [the USA] soar again.

If I'd had a great level of success early on, who knows how I would have responded. I might have been a complete jerk.

Is it true that if you don’t USE it you LOSE it?

What kind of person would have a real craving for gummy worms?

Anything nice that's said about me is diametrically opposed to who I am.