The best food is in Chicago. There are great restaurants everywhere, from fancy places to burger joints.

I love my wife dearly, and, therefore, I've never cooked a meal, romantic or otherwise, for her.

I think anyone loves to play a character that is either evil to a certain extent or has a real definable character flaw. Those are always really fun, and, I think, funny.

I don't think my kids have to worry too much about me embarrassing them because that's not how I would want to grow up, with wacky dad showing up at school and performing for everyone.

Different things just strike people differently. And it's so subjective, too. Because what makes one person laugh won't make others laugh. I guess it's kind of checkerboarded.

I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches.

Because I went from the Daily Show where I was a fake news guy on a fake news show to Bruce Almighty where I played a news guy to Anchorman where I played a news guy, now I'm...yeah, I tend to gravitate towards suits.