The best food is in Chicago. There are great restaurants everywhere, from fancy places to burger joints.

Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like a compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised.

You know what Disneyland is known for? The Big Turkey Leg. People walk around with enormous deep-fried turkey legs. Like little kids, three-year-old kids eating these five-pound turkey legs.

Reverse psychology is an awesome tool, I don't know if you guys know about it, but basically you can make someone think the opposite of what you believe, and that tricks them into doing something stupid. Works like a charm.

Do not to be as shy around girls, because they're probably just as shy and just as scared as you are.

This year, more people will use cocaine than will read a book to their children.

People know where romantic comedies are going. It's not brain surgery to figure out the end of a romantic comedy.