I love my wife dearly, and, therefore, I've never cooked a meal, romantic or otherwise, for her.

If I'd had a great level of success early on, who knows how I would have responded. I might have been a complete jerk.

I've always enjoyed watching characters that aren't aware that they're doing anything funny. And I think that inherently makes them funnier.

I don't even know if I have kind of a personal, like a take or a mental manual of how I'm raising kids. It's really - I think with everybody, it's just day-to-day and you just try to deal with every situation as they come.

That's an interesting way to put it: an expectation of who you should be. More often than not, it's described as an expectation of who you are.

I am a patriot and I want to see this country [the USA] soar again.

I have no idea where my pathetic nature comes from. If I thought about it too long, it would depress me.