I love my wife dearly, and, therefore, I've never cooked a meal, romantic or otherwise, for her.

People generally have sex fairly young, and probably younger than they should be having it.

You know what Disneyland is known for? The Big Turkey Leg. People walk around with enormous deep-fried turkey legs. Like little kids, three-year-old kids eating these five-pound turkey legs.

I am a patriot and I want to see this country [the USA] soar again.

I've thought a lot about success, because it's very strange to me that I've been successful.

Steve Buscemi is hilarious. He's really, really good with improv.

From cheesecake on a stick to meat skewers to deep-fried bananas on a stick - there are no plates anymore. In Los Angeles, everything has become a corn dog. Actually, corn dogs still work. But most other food should be stickless.