I love my wife dearly, and, therefore, I've never cooked a meal, romantic or otherwise, for her.

Like most people, I have painful memories of trying to fit in as a child. I wore, said, and did pretty much what everyone else did.

If I'd had a great level of success early on, who knows how I would have responded. I might have been a complete jerk.

Instead of telling our young people to plan ahead, we should tell them to plan to be surprised.

Do I want to be feared or loved? That's a good question. I want both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

I had, like, two goals in my career: One was to try to get into 'Second City.' When I moved to Chicago, my goal was to try to work at 'Second City.' And beyond that, my goal was to make enough money as an actor to not do anything else but act, not have to go and wait tables again.

I am a patriot and I want to see this country [the USA] soar again.