Like most people, I have painful memories of trying to fit in as a child. I wore, said, and did pretty much what everyone else did.

Like most people, I have painful memories of trying to fit in as a child. I wore, said, and did pretty much what everyone else did.

Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and I have a great one. 'Little Kid Lover.' That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.

We always spend the summer together. My wife and kids, we always go back to Massachusetts and spend the summer there near where my wife and I both grew up. I wasn't willing to sacrifice the summer to go elsewhere.

I don't do anything to try to change people's perceptions of me. I tend to think that's sort of an ego driven thing.

Anything nice that's said about me is diametrically opposed to who I am.

I am a patriot and I want to see this country [the USA] soar again.