I've thought a lot about success, because it's very strange to me that I've been successful.

I had, like, two goals in my career: One was to try to get into 'Second City.' When I moved to Chicago, my goal was to try to work at 'Second City.' And beyond that, my goal was to make enough money as an actor to not do anything else but act, not have to go and wait tables again.

The only time I set the bar low is for limbo.

Relationships shouldn't be disposable. If there's something worth saving - not always the case, some relationships are irreconcilable - but if there is something that you determine is worth saving, then try to do that.

I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches.

I would like for my kids to at least have some familiarity with who I am: "It's the man from TV!"

I always feel so pretentious talking about comedy and deconstructing it. It always feels somehow self-centred to talk about any sort of process.