I play the baritone horn - which is like a mini tuba, and is the least sexy instrument you can choose and I generally say I don’t play one so I don’t have to acknowledge it. I also play fife.

Nothing to me feels as good as laughing incredibly hard.

My father is Italian, and I never met my paternal grandparents. The family name was Caroselli and it was changed in the mid 50s. I think they wanted to assimilate, which was pretty common, although I love the name Caroselli.

The better the person you're with, the better you're going to be because they're giving you so much more.

I'll do whatever I can do to remain employed. I'm just not precious about doing comedy or doing drama. I never want to do something in order to prove to other people what I can do.

We are all facing the end one day or another. I say, live a good and prosperous life, make sure your choices count, make them count.

I am both a night owl and an early bird. So I am wise and I have worms.