I enjoy comedy but it can become wearisome.

Actually the best thing I did was to get thrown out by my wife. She's living with a fitness instructor. He drinks that yellow stuff in tins. He's an idiot.

I'm gonna hump ya. Like Deputy Dog... Would hump ya.

It’s our imperfections that make us vulnerable, make us interesting. How can I make myself a bit of an asshole and still have humanity about it?

I think we all have a slightly gay gene inside us, don't we? It might be 0.00001 per cent as mine is, or one per cent as yours is.

Actors say they do their own stunts for the integrity of the film but I did them because they looked like a lot of fun.

Sadly, I can't say the same for my Father, who is probably in a different place - Hell.