I don't think there's anything outside what comedy can address.

Convoy? Michael, you're hanging around with a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle.

If it was just the potatoes that were affected, at the end of the day you will pay the price if you're a fussy eater.

Actually, bizarrely, in America, I get more appreciation from the odd, unusual stuff I've done, almost because I'm not, if you like, famous in America as I am in England.

A friend of mine once said he like his women like his parmesan: strong smelling and shaved. I don't agree with that, but I don't like hairy women.

It is not true that sex degrades women... if it is any good.

I'm just attracted to playing people who are ostensible unlikable. That's not to say that there's something in there that makes you care. It might be that you just find them so awful that you just can't stop watching, like a car crash.