If it was just the potatoes that were affected, at the end of the day you will pay the price if you're a fussy eater.

I don't want to go around making everyone else agree with me. I don't feel the need to do that.

If things don't come easy to you, you have to pull a rabbit out of a hat.

The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy.

Hacking into a victim of crime's phone is a sort of poetically elegant manifestation of a modus operandi the tabloids have.

Actors say they do their own stunts for the integrity of the film but I did them because they looked like a lot of fun.

Actually the best thing I did was to get thrown out by my wife. She's living with a fitness instructor. He drinks that yellow stuff in tins. He's an idiot.