The Church at its best is about empowering the disempowered and giving voice to the dispossessed and not putting a price on everything and not being about the bottom line and not worshipping the market or everything that is material.

The trick is always to write in pairs because if at least two people find it funny, you've immediately halved the odds of it not being funny.

The one thing that gives you faith is the fact that people can be apart physically but they can still have an emotional connection.

I'm not elitist. I like to do crowd-pleasing stuff which is a bit smart, but is just about belly laughs.

A lot of people can be very scared about making themselves vulnerable and appearing uncool. I don't really give a damn; as long as it's funny, I'll do it [make fun of myself].

I find impressionists slightly annoying, really.

I don't want to go around making everyone else agree with me. I don't feel the need to do that.