I'm always looking for something to engage my imagination and take me on a little mental voyage. I just want a new topic in my life.

What means the most to me changes through the years. There was a time when movies meant the most. But when I'm concentrating on a project, that's what means the most to me.

In talking to girls I could never remember the right sequence of things to say. I'd meet a girl and say, Hi, was it good for you too? If a girl spent the night, I'd wake up in the morning and then try to get her drunk.

There's no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.

It's like painting the same blank canvas over and over and over and over and over. Once the concept is known, you don't need to see two. And that was in the back of my head, that I was really done artistically with what I had created or pastiched.

Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.

It was so sweet backstage, you should have seen it - The Teamsters were helping Michael Moore into the trunk of his limo.