Mirabelle is not affected by a man’s failures to approach her, as her own self-depreciating attitude never allows the idea that he would in the first place.

Kids like my act because I'm wearing nose glasses. Adults like my act because there's a guy who thinks putting on nose glasses is funny.

You can't make something beautiful by trying to make something beautiful. Something becomes beautiful in the process of trying to be something else.

When someone less capable is ahead of me, I am not pleased. It makes me insane.

Women have choices, and men have responsibilities.

If you feel tired midway through, give Neil Patrick Harris a Red Bull and throw some sheet music at him.

There's someone out there for everyone - even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.