Home to me is when someone comes up to me and says, "Can I get a selfie?" No. It's where your wife and your family are. It's the emotional place where you feel like you're not away from it.
Steve MartinCollege totally changed my life. It changed what I believe and what I think about everything. I majored in philosophy.
Steve MartinWe've taken what was just once a racetrack and made it a multifaceted gaming destination for the entire region.
Steve MartinI actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl's leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
Steve MartinIt was so sweet backstage, you should have seen it - The Teamsters were helping Michael Moore into the trunk of his limo.
Steve MartinThe lure in art collecting and its financial rewards, not counting for a moment its aesthetic, cultural and intellectual rewards, is like the trust in paper money: it makes no sense when you really think about it. New artistic images are so vulnerable to opinion that it wouldn't take much more than a whim for a small group of collectors to decide that a contemporary artist was not so wonderful anymore, was so last year.
Steve Martin