As much as I remember, I just thought, I want to sing a song that starts normal and ends crazy.

I was not self-destructive, though I almost destroyed myself. In the end, I turned away from stand-up with a tired swivel of my head...

Reviews for someone like me come in three packages. One is justifiable praise, the second is justifiable criticism, and the third is, "This is only published because he's a celebrity."

I believe in eight of the ten commandments. I believe in going to church every Sunday... unless there's a game on.

How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars

Throughout my whole life, as a performer, I've never played with a band. I've always played alone, so I was never required to stay in rhythm or anything. So it was a real different experience for me to start playing with a band. There were so many basic things for me to learn.

You kill me and I'll see that you never work in this town again.