I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a byproduct.

Communication has changed so rapidly in the last 20 years, it's almost impossible to predict what might occur even in the next decade. E-mail, which now sends data hurtling across vast distances at the speed of light, has replaced primitive forms of communication such as smoke signals, which sent data hurtling across vast distances at the speed of light.

...the divided world of Aspen, where locals with a sense of entitlement were pitted against developers with a sense of condominiums.

I got a flue shot and now my chimney works perfectly.

Deeply funny musings and adventures elevate Paul Rudnick to the highest level of American comedy writing.

I was deeply unhappy, but I didn't know it because I was so happy all the time.

I'm for the Wall Street Occupiers. But will they accept me when they find out I sell packaged mortgage default instruments to children?