I have found that-- just as in real life--imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.

...the divided world of Aspen, where locals with a sense of entitlement were pitted against developers with a sense of condominiums.

You know when you're telling these little stories? Here's a good idea: have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener!

I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive.

You know, there's a moment when you're famous when it's unbearable to go out because you're too famous. And then there's a moment when you're famous just right.

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

I'm not Vegas. Places I play usually cost like $3 to get in, you know, and people are going: Gee, I've got $3, I think I'll throw it away.