Reviews for someone like me come in three packages. One is justifiable praise, the second is justifiable criticism, and the third is, "This is only published because he's a celebrity."

There's no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.

I just respected comedians whether they were or they weren't, from, you know, new or old.

Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.

I didn't worry if a bit got no response, as long as I believed it had enough response to linger.

Yeah, well, we're all writers, aren't we? He's a writer that hasn't been published, and I'm a writer who hasn't written anything.

Mirabelle is attractive; it's just that she is never the first or second girl chosen.